Dildo and Screwdriver Set. Both at the same time.

Yeah, everything in the above image comes in the same god damn package. I shit you not.

• Dildo with vibrator and 12v car adapter
• 2 screwdrivers
• Tire pressure gauge
• Mini flashlight

Throw a Leatherman or something similar in with this, and you've got yourself a handy set of tools for on the go. I certainly know I'd buy more tools if they came with... tools.

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