So I know I've been quiet lately. The move to the Bay Area and basically overhaul of life in general have been keeping me quite busy.

I realize a lot of you may find this time frightening and worrysome, since you currently lack the internet's premier resource on sex and technology.

However, I implore you.

Do not start shoving cell phones up your butt. I know it has a vibrate function, but that's not what it was meant for.

Honestly, it's just not a good idea. I swear I'm working on new stuff, I'll be posting again soon, and we'll all live happily ever after.

Please, people, no more anal cell phone deaths.