The Joystick

I bet you thought this might be mildly sex or video games related!


Well, that's sorta true. I mean, it's kinda sophomorically sex humor related. The Joystick, from Applegate Farms, is, according to The Reverend Scott Motherfucking Crawford, The Ride, "the best damn meat snack I've had in recent memory". And if there's anyone that knows meat sticks, it's him. I've also been alerted to the fact that their BACON is so good that it may only be referred to in capital letters. Yes, it's BACON, and BACON is a very dear subject to us here at Slashdong.

While you're at it, why not slam down a can of Gay Fuel?

Apparently the insanity of moving makes me make stupid posts. Go figure.