Originally written by qDot for mmorgy.com

I suppose I could feel sorry for this guy and not post this. However, I need content. Sorry guy, you're a casualty of blogging necessity.

So, what can we learn from this poor bastard? Well, other than the fact that the World of Warcraft Dark Elf dance is pretty darn sexy, you should really make sure there are not internet savvy, camera carrying roomates in the house before you jack off to it. Otherwise you will end up on sites like this that people that masturbate to the same things you do read, and yet we they are smart enough not to get caught on camera.

Not that going proudly to the press with this fact is a much better idea