Geek Fantasies


And now, Slashdong blog theatre is proud to present...

Why this idea would never work, starring qDot.

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Wait a second.

A TI calculator?! Who the fuck uses a god damn TI?! Everyone knows that HP makes the porno calculators!!

AND THIS EQUATION IS SATISIFIED?! BITCH, you didn't even type any fucking operators in! You just hit some number keys!

Fuck this, back to fapping to furry porn.

Thank you, thank you...

via Fleshbot and LJ