BodiTalk: Phoning it in

Realizing that he hasn't made a new project in 18+ months and yet is still getting interviews and speaking gigs, qDot realizes he doesn't really need to put all the work into getting riled up about new toys and ranting on here...

Where's my latte? Remember, low-fat half-caf no-foam lite-whip. Get it wrong and you can find another industry to work in...

Ok, ready? Ready.

Blah blah blah Boditalk By Suki blah blah blah OhMiBod was a piece of crap blah blah blah Vibraexciter was a piece of crap yadda yadda LoveHoney showed that all products were made in same Chinese factory blah blah blibbity blah therefore most likely vibraexciter = boditalk = crap (So yeah, I don't actually have one, I'm just guessing here, but it's an educated guess. And even so, who the FUCK thinks this is a good interface, huh? HUH? "Your pick up your phone and it buzzes! You can't control it, you just talk! Let's charge $70 for it! BRILLIANT! clinking of guiness bottles heard") blah blah QED.

I SAID LITE-WHIP, MOTHERFUCKER. NOT NO WHIP. sound of blunt trauma to head region

Christ. Child labor isn't what it used to be.

And I better get paid extra for that parenthetical. That was almost work.