Malebots: The Reprogrammed DVD

Though we're not trying to get into the habit of becoming porn advertisers (wait, who the hell are we kidding, if someone gives us many, we'll tattoo their names on our... site), when the porn has to do with robots, we really feel that it should be a special place on our page. MaleBots, the premier site for muscular men who go "beep", has just released their first DVD, chock full of metal plated buttocks goodness. Tons of animations and movies are included on the disc, so you better be ready for some hard core sensor fusion as these mighty bots have their heuristics set for low weighed paths pointing to ASS with sufficiently high tolerance!

(This is why they don't let robotics engineers write ad copy.)