Brain scan finds the penis (At last!)

Scientists have now definitively located the area related to penile sensing on the "homunculus" (translation: "little man". I love science sometimes), or map of body parts on the brain. By tickling subjects with a soft brush (certainly worse medical experiments to be had) while recording brain activity through an MRI, researchers isolated the exact position of where 99% of male thought takes place.

Screw teledildonics. Slashdong is going wetware!