Sexercise - The new health revolution begins today!

I'm fat. If you're reading this, you're probably fat, too. Statistically speaking, 100% of people are fat (please note: statistics taken from current US media and pop culture references). Billions upon billions a year are made from people trying to get thin. But every new fad diet has been missing the one other major motivator of people.

No, not sleep!

Reproduction! Or, as the kids like to call it, sex!

In another lame attempt to get hits brilliant move to rid the world of lardass syndrome, we present you with the SEXERCISE BIKE. IT'S SEXELLENT! (God damnit that never gets old. Unless you're not the one saying it.)